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About

Paste in any URL and get a brutally honest, genuinely useful critique of your website in under a minute — no design degree, no expensive audit, no sugarcoating.

Most feedback you get on your site is either useless ("looks great!") or locked behind a $500 UX consultant. Roast My Website splits the difference: it's an AI that actually looks at your site the way a first-time visitor, a designer, and a conversion nerd all would at once, then tells you what's working, what's costing you customers, and exactly how to fix it.

What you get, broken into 9 categories:

  • 🎯 First Impression — what a visitor decides in the first 5 seconds

  • 🎨 Design — visual hierarchy, layout, typography, whitespace

  • 🧭 UX — navigation, flow, friction points

  • 💰 Conversion — what's actually stopping people from buying/signing up

  • ✍️ Copywriting — is your messaging clear or just clever

  • 🔍 SEO — the technical and content basics you're probably missing

  • ♿ Accessibility — is your site usable by everyone

  • ⚡ Performance — load speed and technical health

  • 🛡️ Trust — the signals that make (or break) visitor confidence

Each section comes with specific, actionable notes — not generic "improve your CTA" filler, but feedback tied to what's actually on your page.

How it works:

  1. Paste your URL

  2. Get instant feedback on First Impression + Design, free (2 sites/account)

  3. Unlock the full 9-category roast for $1 per site, or go unlimited for $7.99/mo

No sales calls, no waitlists, no fake testimonials — just a fast, honest second opinion on your website before your actual visitors give you their honest opinion by leaving.