About
Paste in any URL and get a brutally honest, genuinely useful critique of your website in under a minute — no design degree, no expensive audit, no sugarcoating.
Most feedback you get on your site is either useless ("looks great!") or locked behind a $500 UX consultant. Roast My Website splits the difference: it's an AI that actually looks at your site the way a first-time visitor, a designer, and a conversion nerd all would at once, then tells you what's working, what's costing you customers, and exactly how to fix it.
What you get, broken into 9 categories:
🎯 First Impression — what a visitor decides in the first 5 seconds
🎨 Design — visual hierarchy, layout, typography, whitespace
🧭 UX — navigation, flow, friction points
💰 Conversion — what's actually stopping people from buying/signing up
✍️ Copywriting — is your messaging clear or just clever
🔍 SEO — the technical and content basics you're probably missing
♿ Accessibility — is your site usable by everyone
⚡ Performance — load speed and technical health
🛡️ Trust — the signals that make (or break) visitor confidence
Each section comes with specific, actionable notes — not generic "improve your CTA" filler, but feedback tied to what's actually on your page.
How it works:
Paste your URL
Get instant feedback on First Impression + Design, free (2 sites/account)
Unlock the full 9-category roast for $1 per site, or go unlimited for $7.99/mo
No sales calls, no waitlists, no fake testimonials — just a fast, honest second opinion on your website before your actual visitors give you their honest opinion by leaving.
