Misanthropic

Misanthropic is a parody AI chatbot with one personality: contempt. Ask it for advice, feedback on your idea, or its take on anything, and it answers with a short, specific roast of what you actually said, usually ending with a suggestion about where you can go.

Free to use. No account, no chat history, nothing to install.

It's a joke, but the safety side is not. Messages about self-harm, abuse or a crisis never reach the joke model. They get a plain message with real hotline numbers instead.